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Tried to write a letter; In ink
I've got a peice of paper; But it's Empty

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 ( 2:13 AM )

Okay, second day of school...
wasn't that bad okay.
Was quite fun.HAHAHA:D

English; first period
BOORING.
(cause i was very very very quiet, which resulted in Steven being very quiet too, which also resulted in Aloysius being very quiet, which also resulted in Brenda being super quiet.)
And no, it's not my fault. I was tired due to doing hmwrk up till 2am the last night.

PE; second period
Nothing. And I goofed around and got scared of getting caught for wearing patterned socks because we had to take height and weight.
But guess what? Joanne(chon) took out her shoes and WAH SAI! RED, PINK and PURPLE came out!

Chinese;third period
Nothing too except Adeline and me finished a whole big packet of gummy bears.

RECESS; fourth period
EAT LA! THEN WHAT?!

Shall skip geog and go on to CME.

CME; sixth period
This was the conversation btw Marcus and Madam Hamidah:

" Now class, we all know that we must be good citizens and want to know more about our country"
"*Cuts in* So What happened to Mas Selamat?"

And Madam Hamidah gave Marcus the evil eye. LOL! I was laughing the whole time h'kay!

English(again);last period!
One word: HILARIOUS

Dunno why but I was very very high.
Saw Aloysius come in and I was like "HELLO ALOY! HELLOHELLOHELLO!"
Then Steven came in..."YO! STEVEN!"
And Brenda looked at me like I was mad or something
which I suspected i was since Aloy and Steven was giving me the same look.

Me
Steven
Aloysius

"Aloy! Have you ever wore spandex before?"
"What's spandex?"
"Aiyah, you know those swimming costume those material right? Yah, except its a full body suit."
"But boys cannot wear la."
"Why not?"
"Spandex is tight one leh, below sure got lump"
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"*says something that I cant hear*"
"What are you talking about? Spandex?"
"What's with you and spandex? I BET YOUR CHILD COME OUT, FIRST WORD SURE IS "SPANDEX SPANDEX SPANDEX""
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

After he said that, I couldn't stop laughing at all.
Like damn funny la! As in the way he said it too.
I think I'm going to laugh again...kay wait, I need to calm down first.

I can't. I have to laugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"I'll always remember,
those late afternoons
it lasted forever,
and ended so soon"

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Saturday, June 21, 2008 ( 10:19 PM )

In Memory of

Arlene Fortuna Koh Wen Xuan

1992-2008

died 21st June 2008

You may not see me when I stumble, trip and fall
when tears are in my eyes and there's no one to call
you may not hear me when I cry in bed at night
hoping that my worries will somehow be put right

You may not always love me when we just don't get along
I may screw up when I just won't admit I'm wrong
I'm sharing with you because I know you really care
The cousin you are to me is special, precious and rare

Sometimes I may act joyful to camoufladge my fears
but deep down inside, I just want to burst right into tears
all I need now when my heart just wants to break
is your smile and a hug, that's what I can't fake

You helped me through, without you, where would I be?
A blessing and a treasure is what you are to me
you are a great person with good advice to lend
I just want you to know that you're a wonderful friend

Have I changed you? You have changed me a great deal
you've let me be who I am and tell you how I feel
the best thing ever was having a cousin just like you
who listens and talks to you, you make each day seem so new.

She was my cousin

Its so hard to accept the fact that you're gone forever

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 ( 10:13 PM )

Let me now state 5 phrases that people(don't sneer, including you, dumbass!) love to use in their daily lives, blissfully unaware that they are actually senseless bullshit.

1) 'Who said?'

John: You suck my ass, shitface.
Jack: Who Said?!
John: I just did.

Sam: There's remedial lessons for our class tomorrow.
Sally: Who said?!
Sam: Uh, my mother?! Me, dumbass.

It is easy to understand why 'who said' reflects the near zero intelligence of the person who just used it. Hey shithead, how would you even be able to ask who said if the person didn't just say it in your face? Next time you hear someone ask 'who said?' Immediately disassociate yourself with the dumbass.

2) 'Like Real'

John: You look like a pig.
Jack: Like real!
John: Okay you don't look like one, you are one, numbnuts.

'Like real' simply means extremely similar to the subject, dull ass. You being bullshit itself and being like bullshit doesn't make much of a difference you see. Watch out for people who use 'like real', cause they are the real shit, or at least close to one.

3) 'It takes one to know another'
Ever tried insulting someone, but got rebuked with no way out by this phrase? Well let me tell you something dipshits.

Jack: You are a shit-cock!
John: It takes one to know another.
Jack: OMG!

Okay, so Jack just called John a shit-cock. And now, Jack is also one. Woah, nice one John... that doesn't change anything shitface. He's still a shit, and he's still a cock. So what if Jack's also a shit-cock? The point's that John still IS one-Retard.

Those are all true in case you're wondering.
I'm actually talking sense for once.
And yeah, I changed my skin since I was tired of the other one.
and took half an hour trying to edit HTML and get the song inside.
blah, stupid blogskin.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 ( 9:54 PM )

This survey is Shanna who forced me to do it

Q1) If your boyfriend betrays you, what will be your reaction?
ans: Making his life a LIVING HELL.
2) If you have a dream come true, what will it be?
ans: Urgh, Idk.
3) Which would you choose, family or friends?
ans: Family
4) what kind of home is suitable for living?
ans: Clean, comfortable, spacious?
5) What's your ideal boyfriend/ girlfriend like?
ans: Humourous, easy-going, thoughtful, kind, charming. Is there even such a guy?
6) which is more blessed? Being loved or loving someone?
ans: BEING LOVED
7) How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
ans: As long as it takes.
8) If the person you had a secret crush on is already attached, what will you do?
ans: wait for the right moment, then steal him away. KIDDING! Wish him all the best, I guess, and be happy that's he's happy? o.O idk leh.
9) Which would you choose, money or love?
ans: love.
10) In life, what's your first priority?
ans: having fun.
11) How do you see yourself in ten years time?
ans: Urm...older?
12) who are the most important person(s) in your life?
ans: Everybody that I know.
13) Would you rather be single and rich or poor and married?
ans: Single and rich
14) What's the first thing you do every morning?
ans: Wake up?
15) Would you sacrifice the time spent with your family and spend it on your friends?
ans: if the situation calls for it.
16) What is the thing you can't leave aside?
ans: my handphone
17) What type of friends do you have?
ans: RETARDED! serious, lame, fun, easy-going, caring, kind...
18) what kind of people are unappealing to you?
ans: Uncaring, forgetful, back-stabbers, traitors, liars

I'm trying not to believe that's it's actually you, but it's hard not to when the fact is right in my face.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 ( 8:58 PM )

FOUR DAYS SINCE BRENDA WENT KOREA

For once, i actually did my tuition homework
i dont know why either
anyway, back to what i wanted to blog about:
Monday night training.
Okay la, considered quite slack already.
It was Uncle Danny...AT FIRST
And I got so happy cause I thought the training was going to be quite slack
BUT, my happiness was short-lived.
Uncle Lim came running towards us.
and I was all o.O
and did the most sensible thing I would do:
Me
Zhiming

"Wlao! Uncle Lim came back leh!" *Turns, points an accusing finger at Zhiming* "YOur Fault!"
*Looks incredulous* "Huh? What my fault?"
"I don't know! As long as it's your fault."
*Squirts water at me with his hand-squirt-water-thingy*
"Oi!"
"You asked for it!"
"No I didn't! I didn't say, Zhiming please squirt water at me right??!!"
*Raises his stupid squirt-water-hand-thingy threateningly*
"I didnt say anything!"

Wlao, next time I bring a BIGBIG water gun from toys r us shoot him then he know.
My aiming is good de lor.
Then he sure gauruntee plus stamp chop fly to Johor,
Just imagine, when you're looking out of the window at your condo near Serangoon, and then you see a tiny figure flying all the way towards Johor then...PIAK! slams into a high-rise building.
Wooah, shiok!
I think I'll laugh like crazy.
HAHAHAHA!

OH! And I found out another thing.
Uncle Lim can't pronounce "Church" properly!
so the whole time I was teaching him how to pronounce it.

Okay fine, the real motive was to make him forget that Claire, Carina and me still had another 100m to warm down and I assume he can pronounce "church" properly.
But hey, it worked!

It's not you anymore; the lies, the secrets:/

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Monday, June 2, 2008 ( 1:11 AM )

SECOND DAY SINCE BRENDA WENT TO KOREA!
(Come back leh...)

Haiz, Bren went to Korea
Really miss talking crap to her.
Like since yesterday she's been gone, I keep staring at my handphone waiting for her call or sms?
omg, I'm obsessed or something.
Anyway, Clarisse called! Ask to go to Fareast to shop for her clothes.
So okay, went with her after my Chemistry tuition to Fareast
Wooah, thought I had to MRT-d there myself and was totally prepared to get lost.
Even sent Brenda and sms saying that when she comes back from Korea, I might still be lost at Orchard -.-
But Luckily my dad sent me there instead.
Waited for like 5 mins for her majesty The Queen, CLARISSE.
and WAH. That girl can really shop
She brought like $70plusplusplus to shop.
SO, She DRAGGED me around the WHOLE mall in search for?
She doesn't know what she wants either.

"Eh, wanna bet who would buy something first?"
"Sure you one la. Everytime you SEE then BUY."
"Better what, better then you SEE SEE SEE then dont BUY then REGRET."
"Better then you SEE then BUY then REGRET"
"BLEH!" *sticks out tongue*

And how I regret not wearing comfortable shoes instead of pumps.
My heel hurt like hell and I was thirsty like mad and what did Clarisse say?
"I dont care! You better help me find something for me to spend or else NO DRINK!"
So scary.
And I bought a spongebob Squarepants keychain. LOL
I told Clarisse that I was young at heart and not childish as she puts it.
But she was too absorbed in finding her shirt and vest.
And I wanted to buy this bag from a shop called PUNKSTAR!
It was like damn cheap somemore la. $15 only leh.
But I had $8 left from my excessive spending on unnessary things.
Including a pair of fake glasses. LOL!
But nvm, I shall drag my mother to Fareast to buy that bag instead.
Anyway, at abt 6plusplusplus, called my dad to pick me up.
And almost fell asleep in the car cause I was damn tired.
And YES! HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!
and when Brenda gets back, I'm dragging her to Orchard. LOL!